What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:54
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What! how could you do that?
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Do you know what she said mum?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
What do you mean son?